Oh Hi There…

First of all, let me reassure you:

• Yes, you are in the wrong place.
• Yes, you did get here by mistake.
• No, we don’t validate parking.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get you back on track…

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Have no idea how you got here? Nice to meet you. Bye.